An attempt to profess my undying love for the car of my dreams. Even at the cost of sounding sissy. There, I said it.
My dearest loveliest MINI,
At the onset - I love you! I love you & did I say I love you?!
Since the day I set my eyes on you - I have fallen head over heels in love with you. Yes, I love you. That was a glorious day when I started exploring www.miniusa.com while working on your SEM account. I clearly remember it. It was almost the end of my working day when I received a request from my team in US to work on your account. I thank them tonnes! Over the next few days, I got a chance to witness your full glory. From Cooper Classic to trendy JCW - you truly are a beauty from the fairy tales.
With that chassis, my oh my - who wouldn't want to own you forever? I went from a sane hard working guy to an obsessed & possessed lover. Watched you tonnes of times in The Italian Job. Watched your videos on YouTube. Consumed every page on your website.You are my wallpaper. You are my desktop. You are everything a man could ask for driving pleasure. With or without stick, you are the best!
And then, you came to India. I cried that day.
I have seen you cruising on the highway. I salivate every time I see you in the BMW parking lot at Cyber City, Gurgaon. I would have kissed you had the guard not been there. I would have, God Promise!!!
If you are reading, I want to make you mine with all my heart. I know I ain't as rich as your parents would want your true suitor to be but hey, I will keep you happy and take care of you and give you all the comforts. Will you be mine? Please?
With lots of love and kisses, yours forever,